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Post by Half-Dragon on Mar 16, 2007 22:27:38 GMT -5
Im curious who won the contest!!!!!!!!!!!!Im very sure my hunch is right.
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Post by L y n n - C h a n on Mar 17, 2007 0:35:32 GMT -5
ok someone sent to me on hotmail and i think its the absolute best XDDDD enjoy
Subject: Actual Letter to Proctor & Gamble
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 2o years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favourite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from "Aunt Flo". Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behaviour. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women.
In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... which brings me to the reason for my letter.
Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period." Are you fucking kidding me?
What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong", or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective
immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for have
chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep...
Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX
(( LMAO S&M XDDDD this girl kicks ass.... ps.. S & M is Sadism and Masochism.))
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Post by ..::\-Kai-/::.. on Mar 22, 2007 21:24:35 GMT -5
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Post by ..::\-Kai-/::.. on Mar 23, 2007 11:15:32 GMT -5
NOOOO!!!!!!!! My piccys only show the regular ones!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it'll show when I'm done them on all the skins.... But there's so many skins.... @.@
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Post by ~*Reiana*~ on Mar 24, 2007 13:03:19 GMT -5
lol, you're going to have your hands full for a while.
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Post by L y n n - C h a n on Mar 25, 2007 1:48:43 GMT -5
god im so fucking bored...
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Post by ~*Reiana*~ on Apr 2, 2007 9:08:54 GMT -5
Yeah me too.... Hey Lynn do you think you could post for Silent revenge.... I've been kinda waiting for yours...
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Post by L y n n - C h a n on Apr 13, 2007 0:52:28 GMT -5
dude! no has posted here in like.... days >.<  NO MORE PINK OR BLONDE!!! =D  tis a very nice pic of me and my sister ^_^ |
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Post by ~*Reiana*~ on Apr 13, 2007 8:20:49 GMT -5
nice very purty...........
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Post by ..::\-Kai-/::.. on Apr 13, 2007 10:21:53 GMT -5
Smooth.
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Post by L y n n - C h a n on Apr 13, 2007 18:40:47 GMT -5
wow.... their really really big...o.O my mother muct have got a bigger chippy thingy....
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Post by ..::\-Kai-/::.. on Apr 13, 2007 21:43:03 GMT -5
Awww.... I love you Star! Come back!!  *cries* |
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Post by L y n n - C h a n on Apr 15, 2007 0:05:39 GMT -5
awwwwww *hugs* dun worry ill be back soon
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Post by ..::\-Kai-/::.. on Apr 15, 2007 16:31:02 GMT -5
*Growls* you better..
Oh shit
When are you coming back again?
I may not be here when you do..
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Post by ..::\-Kai-/::.. on Apr 15, 2007 19:46:00 GMT -5
Hey, Saige, can you figure out who the people are in my display piccy?
Haha. And in my siggy?
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;D 
